(Originally posted on 10/04/18)

I’m a writer, poet and freelance ‘comedian’ if you could even call me that, and I don’t like to take anything seriously, and I think minimalism is one of those things that people get way too stressed over, so here’s something to make you laugh.

I wrote this about my parents, who are the ultimate hoarders. It’s not my best work but it only took my 15 minutes so…

Nothing here is meant to offend anyone, it’s for entertainment only.